It's a been a busy week - lots of running around with little to show for it. As I sat down to take a breather after running around the house for the past 8 hours, the dog noticed and quickly came and hopped up on the couch near me. I rubbed his stomach and he closed his eyes and went to sleep. This made me start to think about how very little a dog wants/needs/expects. And to that end, I've come up with the top 1o reasons a dog is easier than a human to live with:
10. Dogs don't care what you are wearing. They think the concept of "dressing for success" is lame and love it when you wear comfortable shoes because they make better pillows than high heels.
9. Dogs never try to weasel out of exercising. How many workout partners have you had who actually are excited about running in the pouring rain?
8. Dogs can be easily trained!
7. If they are throwing up you can just put them outside. Much easier than trying to run them to the bathroom or catch "it" in a pail as they projectile all over your brand carpet!
6. Dogs don't talk back.
5. Dogs are happy eating the same things 7 days a week. No need for variety.
4. Dog's don't snore!
3. The later you are, the happier your dog will be!
2. Your dog will vacuum the floor without being asked...well, the dining room floor that is.
9. Dogs never try to weasel out of exercising. How many workout partners have you had who actually are excited about running in the pouring rain?
8. Dogs can be easily trained!
7. If they are throwing up you can just put them outside. Much easier than trying to run them to the bathroom or catch "it" in a pail as they projectile all over your brand carpet!
6. Dogs don't talk back.
5. Dogs are happy eating the same things 7 days a week. No need for variety.
4. Dog's don't snore!
3. The later you are, the happier your dog will be!
2. Your dog will vacuum the floor without being asked...well, the dining room floor that is.
And the #1 reason a dog is easier to live with than a husband or kids....
The time a dog spends in the bathroom is extremely limited - just long enough to grab a quick drink!
Now ya'll will notice I listed the reasons dogs are EASIER not BETTER. There's a good explanation for this - my husband and kids are the BEST!
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