HEADLINES

After a few days with the miserable cold I started to feel better, but yesterday JR had a playdate at a friend's who has a beautiful inground pool. Well I couldn't resist, and while the boys played the moms sat in the pool (the entire length of the side of the pool has a ledge that's perfect for sitting, so we sat for hours and yapped, and swam to cool off in between. Could be coincidence, but right after I got home my throat started to kill and by dinner I had completely lost my voice... So, I just sat around and poked around on the computer.

Well, have you ever read a headline and then do a double take because it makes sense, but the wording somehow is weird? I found a ton of them, and was laughing like crazy, all my myself since Cap was away on business for the past few nights. I had to share them with y'all - some are just hysterical:

1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
3. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
4. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
5. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
6. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
7. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
8. Miners Refuse to Work After Death
9. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
10. Stolen Painting Found by Tree
11. Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
12. War Dims Hope for Peace
13. If Strike isn’t settled Quickly, It May Last a While
14. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
15. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
16. Milk drinkers are turning to powder?
17. Two convicts evade noose, jury hung
18. Queen Mary having bottom scraped
19. Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?
20. Eye drops off shelf
21. Deaf Mute gets new hearing in killing
22. Asbestos suit pressed
23. Prostitutes appeal to Pope
24. Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years
25. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead