Friday, July 25, 2008

On disenchantment...

So Cap & Jr are on a three day guys only camping trip. I am SO excited about being free of my normal responsibilities and having the house to myself for three days! So excited in fact, that I made a list of all the stuff that I won't have to do/see/experience while they are gone:

  • No checking to see if the toilet seat is up or down
  • No making my bed
  • No cooking - I'm living on cucumbers, and steamed veggies!
  • No sharing the remote control
  • No asking "did you wipe and wash your hands?"
  • Nobody barging into the bathroom EVERY time I use it!
  • No wet towels on the bathroom floor.
  • No dirt rings around the tub.
  • No milk spills.
  • No coffee grinds left in the sink.
  • No tripping over shoes that are left in front of the deck slider.
  • Nobody spilling bubbles on the recently cleaned kitchen floor.
  • No Cartoons!
  • Nobody telling me they are tired of the Waltons DVDs at night!
  • No conversations that involve tooting or burping or any othe body functions.
  • No laundry - one person simply doesn't generate enough laundry in 3 days to run the washer!
  • No snoring sounds keeping me up at night.
  • No warm body near mine all night.
  • No cute little face announcing "good morning" mommy at Seven-zero-zero each morning.
  • Nobody asking "do you need a big hug" at least once an hour.
  • Nobody to play Truth or Lies with at the dinner table.
  • Nobody to make my coffee in the morning
  • Nobody to walk outside with after dinner on the daily vegetable & flower gardens tour.
  • Nobody to sit near the pond with as the fish enjoy their daily meal.
  • No invites to the hottub before bed.
  • Nobody to share the latest email jokes with.
  • Nobody whispering "I love you" in my ear each morning.

Hmmmm...so maybe 3 days without my guys isn't quite the glitz & glitter it appears to be. I'll survive just nicely, but, truth be known, it just isn't the same without them!

1 comments:

Dawn said...

Awww.... most of those are things that will definitely be missed.

BUT BUT BUT, I'd LOVE three days to myself none-the-less!! LOL Or at least 24 hours!