Gardens and the Law

Does anybody know what MA law says about domestic violence & vegetables? See, I have blanched, boiled, canned and frozen more vegetables from our garden in the past two weeks than I care to even think about. At this point I'm dreaming about green beans! We hadn't been out to the garden in a few days because adoption paperwork has taken up all our time, but it suited me just fine - I mean, even God rested on the 7th day! In the back of my mind I knew I'd regret it since we've had so much rain and rain+gardens=tall weeds & abundancy of vegetables, but, I was choosing to ignore that fact. I needed the break.

Then, without warning, my poor husband walked in the back door with a big, honkin' basket of vegetables he picked!